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VideoA swan stood on my phone!Mar 1, '07 5:14 PM
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petersealy wrote on Mar 1, '07
Ha! Pretty funny! Looks like the swan was trying to dial it, too...
charlk wrote on Mar 1, '07
That is very funny (as opposed to phoney)....
jonthegeologist wrote on Mar 1, '07
i'm a big fan o' swans.

Q : In the UK it's illegal to eat swan - the only person that can is Her Maj, Her Queenness. Can you eat swan, if you wanted, if you could buy it?
dentworth wrote on Mar 1, '07, edited on Mar 1, '07
never heard of eating swan here. They must be pretty gamey and tough.

very funny vid.
subtractadddivide wrote on Mar 1, '07
Great up-bill(beak?) shot
subtractadddivide wrote on Mar 1, '07
Q : In the UK it's illegal to eat swan - the only person that can is Her Maj, Her Queenness. Can you eat swan, if you wanted, if you could buy it?
Hey, was it a video of swan upping?
petersealy wrote on Mar 1, '07
it's not illegal to eat swan, it's only illegal to kill them (without the permission of the Queen). There's some special banquet in London where everyone gets to eat swan.
jinbish wrote on Mar 2, '07
Excellent. I hope that nobody had their arm broken...
jonthegeologist wrote on Mar 2, '07
ah ha ... now ... anyone ever had their arm broken by a swan? Ever heard of anyone that did?

I was constantly warned away from swans as a child with this arm-breaking rumour but now I come to think of it, there was no evidence to back it up. Do you have any evidence?
jinbish wrote on Mar 2, '07
I've got this vision of a large mute swan, wearing a leather bikers jacket, smoking a fag and holding a baseball bat: "This'll 'urt you more than me"... "I thought you were meant to be mute?"... "Shaaaaat it!"
ihatecornflakes wrote on Mar 2, '07, edited on Mar 2, '07
Shotgun cartridges marked SG (Swan Gauge), would indicate there is a market for dead swans.
ksrasra wrote on Mar 2, '07
That is pretty much just the awesome-ist clip ever! (unless you live on a swan farm and tend to leave your phone lying about, then it's not so amazing.)
petersealy wrote on Mar 2, '07
Swans are powerful enough to break limbs, and my mother did once send me a news clipping of some twat trying to steal eggs from a local duck pond getting his arm broken by one of the swans.
subtractadddivide wrote on Mar 2, '07
Didn't Romans use them (and Geese) as guard-beasts?
petersealy wrote on Mar 2, '07
Geese are still used as guard dogs, um, you know what I mean.
bones23 wrote on Mar 2, '07
Where actually were you that a swan was around to stand on your phone?
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